xsoldmysoulx: omg-johndave-omg: rufiiohs: femtavros: valeloi9: sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy: altairs-butt: thwipthwipspider: ask-mercer: thwipthwipspider: altairs-butt: altairspants: my internet is being a god damn bitch punch it slap it Twist it flick it bop it harder better faster stronger what happened this is the new best thing on the internet
perftag: u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird
pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust why would peter pan’s brother have...
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
blankslate: remember how good you are think about every smile you went out of your way to put on somebody’s face even when you were tripping on your own feet and trying to ignore everyone’s laughter remember how much you mean to the people who’ve taken something from even one word you’ve written that made them feel slightly less alone remember how good you are even when you do wrong there is...
mostlytumbler: jiraiyaa: do you ever just look at an animal and just laugh? yes more like cry
heartsofthebroken: einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato? Best post on tumblr.
Do not confuse great sex for love darling.
If you're reading this right now, you're not...
buttgenie: sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
seblaine: time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
basedona10000caloriediet: kinzilauren: maarkhoppus: caucasianandwhite: maarkhoppus: fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 i wasnt even alive in 2006 why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
vriksaserket: vriksaserket: i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
danisnotonfjre: giftedbuttwisted: At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories. In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375. the choice is yours
avenging-assbutt: danceswithdoritos: draemishs: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED IT WAS EVERYWHERE IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA Those were dark times with dark...
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours